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Reclusive vampires lounge in a lonely American town. They wear sun cream to protect themselves. A descendant of Van Helsing arrives with hilarious consequences.

Hell is about to be unleashed again. Reporter Joey Summerskill (’Terri Farrell’(qv)) slowly begins to learn about the mysterious puzzle box, the unbearable pain opening it can bring, and Pinhead (’Doug Bradley’(qv)), the Black Pope of Hell, after viewing a young teenage club-goer get ripped apart by the box’s chains in an ER room. She tracks the box and a young woman named Terri (’Paula Marshall’(qv)) down to a famous club called the Boiler Room, owned by the spoiled playboy J.P. (’Kevin Bernhardt’(qv)), who feeds Pinhead, trapped in a marble pillar, blood from club members so he can escape from his prison. As time runs out, Joey must think of a way to bring Pinhead and his newly-created Cenobites back to the realm of Pinhead’s human self or succumb to an eternity of pain and suffering.

“Chop Chop” Frankie Carbone (Armand Assante) has made a career out of stealing cars for the mob in Chicago. An attempted assassination by a mob boss goes badly and Frankie retaliates, only to wind up in the hands of the Feds. Frankie agrees to testify against the mobsters and his life is suddenly worthless - unless he submits to going into federal protection. The FBI gives him a new name - Howard Akers - and relocates him to a sleepy middle-class suburb in Little Rock, AR. Howard catches the attention of his lovely neighbor, Leigh (Angela Featherstone), a bored fund-raiser for a non-profit zoo whose husband, Dennis (David Lipper), is having an affair - and she knows it, but she doesn’t know it’s with her hot-blooded sister, Bootsie (Dina Meyer). Leigh becomes friends with the enigmatic Howard, but Dennis and Bootsie see an opportunity to earn the million-dollar bounty the mob has put on his head by turning him in to the mob.

A terrorist, Michael Kittredge (Jones), posing as an environmentalist protester leads a team of highly-skilled mercenaries to take control of an oil rig off the coast of California, intending to detonate an electromagnetic bomb over the United States, striking a sort of “new Pearl Harbor” attack on behalf of enemies to the nation. What Kittredge didn’t count on is a tugboat captain, Lamont Dixon (Griffin), who survives an attack on his ship, and is soon recruited by an FBI agent (Fox) to infiltrate the oil rig and procure information about their plans… and if possible, stop them. In the process, Dixon meets an eager computer expert (Meyer) aboard the oil rig who helps Dixon even as he gets on his nerves and Lamont suspects he can’t really trust him.